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They wont give me a cubicle

Reason Being...

I worked as solo in-house creative in a b2b marketing company. We had large open plan offices, and i was seated next to the call-center. I requested a cubicle, or just some sort of partition where I can go and think. The request was denied, so I created a range of comics to explore the real reason they didn't want to give me a cubicle. None of it is true of course, but it was fun dreaming it up anyway.

 

They wont give me a cubicle because .. It is written .. she who controls the watercooler and the stapler,
is Supreme Ruler of the office

 

PS(They did however allow me to wear head-phones and listen to music .. best decision EVER!)

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